Now casting spells on the Robinhood network

He Who Must Not Be Taxed

One part Robin Hood, one part Harry Potter, one hundred percent chaos. Hood Potter steals from the rich, gives to holders, and casts "Expelliarmoney" on every whale that dumps.

1BTotal Supply
0%Buy / Sell Tax
Platform to the Moon
Hood Potter mascot — Robin Hood archer with Harry Potter glasses and scar
Robinhood Network
Alohomora Liquidity

So Much Debt... So Little Magic...

Orphaned by a bear market, raised by Sherwood Forest, expelled from Hogwarts for casting "Buy the Dip" in the Great Hall.

Steals From the Rich

Whales get sniped. Diamond hands get the loot. It's basic redistribution economics, wizard style.

Casts Real Spells

Expel-li-arrow. Alohomora (on paper hands' wallets). Every chart move has an incantation behind it.

Vault, Not Gringotts

Liquidity locked tighter than the Chamber of Secrets. No goblins, no rug pulls, no drama.

Hood Potter comic: The Golden Snitch Inn, Expel-li-arrow, so much debt so little magic, Alohomora with an arrow

Which House Holds $HP?

Every wallet gets sorted by the Sherwood Hat. Pick your allegiance, hold your bags.

Gryffinbow

Brave enough to buy the top. Diamond-handed, arrow-drawn, never sells.

Slythershed

Ambitious. Watches the chart from the shadows. Always exits with a plan.

Hufflepack

Loyal to the pack. Shares the loot with fellow Merry Holders, no questions asked.

Ravenglade

Read the whitepaper twice. Still aped in anyway. Wisdom is optional in Sherwood.

The Sorcerer's Stone-Cold Numbers

No hidden spells. Just a fair, transparent split, enchanted onto the blockchain.

1,000,000,000

Total Supply, minted the moment the Sorting Hat spoke.

90%

Liquidity Pool — locked in the vault, guarded like the Golden Snitch.

Buybacks

100% of trading fees are used to buy back $HP from the open market — every fee shot straight back into the chart.

Contract Address
0x8faa7867293eff22d8ec53c3b499ebc88a1c3e94

Join the Merry Men

Four spells to cast before you're holding $HP.

1

Get a Wand

Download a wallet compatible with the Robinhood network. Ollivander not required.

2

Fill Your Vault

Transfer funds to your wallet via an exchange or bridge. No goblin fees.

3

Find the DEX

Platform 9¾ is closed — use our official decentralized exchange instead.

4

Swap for $HP

Cast the swap. Welcome to Sherwood-warts.

Frequently Asked Incantations

Is Hood Potter affiliated with any book, movie, or archery league?

No. Hood Potter is 100% original parody and satire made for meme purposes. Any resemblance to a boy wizard or a man in green tights is purely coincidental (and hilarious).

What is the "Robinhood network"?

A joke chain name used across our whole cinematic meme-verse. Not affiliated with Robinhood Markets, Inc. We just like the pun too much to let it go.

Is there a real contract address yet?

Not yet — the Owl Post is still in transit. Check our X/Twitter for the official announcement before trusting any link claiming to be $HP.

Does $HP have utility?

Utility is for muggles. We have vibes, arrows, and a suspiciously catchy theme song.